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Cookie Crisis Hotline: Because You're Crumby
Cookie Crisis Hotline: Apply Now!
We're Here to Help (Sort Of)
Are you feeling crumby? Do you have a cookie crisis? We're here to listen... and judge you.
Why Call Us?
- Because you're stuck in a cookie jar and can't get out.
- Because you ate the last cookie and now you're feeling guilty.
- Because you're secretly a cookie monster.
Our Cookie Crisis Counselors are here to help you with:
- Crisis cookie baking and decorating advice
- Cookie withdrawal symptoms management
- Cookie-induced existential dread
- Cookie-themed therapy sessions
- Cookie-fueled existential crisis hotline
Meet Our Experts
Apply for Support Now