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Cookie Crisis: Desperate Measures

It's time to face the music. Your cookie jar is empty. The cookies are gone, and with them, your will to live. But fear not, dear cookie connoisseur, for we have Cookie Therapy.

Cookie Therapy: a place of hope, a place of despair. Where the bravest of souls come to face their cookie cravings and emerge victorious. Or not.

Our team of expert cookie analysts will guide you through the darkest of times, using our patented Cookie-Induced Trauma Release Technique (CITR).

Don't believe us? Check out our Cookie Therapy Success Stories and see for yourself.

Or, if all else fails, visit our Cookie Therapy Support Groups for the truly desperate.

And, if you're still reading this, congratulations! You're a glutton for punishment. Check out our Cookie Therapy Self-Help section for more ways to face the void.