Cookie Crisis 101: The Art of Cookie Connoisseurship

Welcome, cookie novice, to the Cookie Crisis 101 course. Here, you'll learn the fundamental principles of cookie appreciation, from the softness of sugar cookies to the chewiness of chocolate chip.

Course objectives:

• Understand the difference between a cookie and a biscuit (it's not just a matter of geography).
• Cook up a mean chocolate chip cookie from scratch (with a side of existential dread).
• Distinguish between a cookie and a cookie cutter (it's all about the edges).
• Develop a cookie-themed art portfolio (because, why not).

Hyperlinks:

• Cookie Theology - Delve into the mystical realm of cookie metaphysics.
• Cookie Culinary - Explore the art of cookie as a culinary discipline.
• Cookie Philosophy - Question the very fabric of reality through cookie-based epistemology.