Cookie Crisis FAQ

Q: What is the Cookie Crisis?

A: The Cookie Crisis is a global catastrophe caused by overconsumption of cookies. It is characterized by excessive crumbs, sticky fingers, and a severe shortage of milk.

Q: What are the symptoms of the Cookie Crisis?

• Excessive crumb production (ECP)
• Unexplained sticky fingers (USF)
• Severe shortage of milk (SOM)
• Craving for more cookies (CC)

Q: How can I prevent the Cookie Crisis?

Preventing the Cookie Crisis requires a multi-faceted approach:

• Limit your cookie intake
• Wash your hands frequently
• Hoarding milk is not a solution (it's a slippery slope)
• Join the Cookie Crisis Support Group (CCSG) for support and guidance

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can:

• Bake your own cookies using our patented Cookie Crisis Baking Kit
• Invest in a Cookie-Vac 3000, a device that sucks up cookies and crumbly messes

For more information, visit:

• Cookie Crisis Baking Kit
• Cookie-Vac 3000
• Cookie Crisis Support Group