FAQs for the Uninitiated

What is the Cookie Crisis?

A: It's a real thing, we swear. A state of existential dread where the only thing holding you back from achieving world peace is the nagging feeling that your cookies are not sufficiently crunchy.

Cookies and Science: A Brief History

How to Deal with the Cookie Crisis?

A: Take a deep breath, and remember: cookies are just a metaphor for the universe's infinite complexity. Bake more cookies, or stare into the void.

Cookie Recipes for When the Apocalypse Comes

Is it just a phase?

A: No, it's a lifestyle. A constant reminder that the perfect cookie is just out of reach, like the meaning of life.

Why Can't I Just Have a Sandwich?

Can I get help?

A: Call the Cookie Hotline: 1-800-COOKIE-CRISIS. Or just bake more cookies.

Cookie Counseling: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Talk