A: It's a real thing, we swear. A state of existential dread where the only thing holding you back from achieving world peace is the nagging feeling that your cookies are not sufficiently crunchy.
Cookies and Science: A Brief HistoryA: Take a deep breath, and remember: cookies are just a metaphor for the universe's infinite complexity. Bake more cookies, or stare into the void.
Cookie Recipes for When the Apocalypse ComesA: No, it's a lifestyle. A constant reminder that the perfect cookie is just out of reach, like the meaning of life.
Why Can't I Just Have a Sandwich?A: Call the Cookie Hotline: 1-800-COOKIE-CRISIS. Or just bake more cookies.
Cookie Counseling: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Talk