Q: What is the deal with the cookie crisis?
A: It's a real thing, don't @ me.
Q: How do I prevent the cookie crisis?
A: Eat more cookies. It's science.
Q: Can I get a cookie prescription from a doctor?
A: Only if you have a cookie-itis diagnosis.
Q: Can I trade my cat for cookies?
A: Only if your cat has a cookie-based personality disorder.
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