Cookie Crisis Glossary
Here's a collection of words and phrases related to the art of cookie baking in the midst of crisis:
- Choco-Crisis
- A state of emergency caused by a lack of chocolate chips in the cookie dough.
- Crisis Cookie
- A cookie that has become sentient and is now judging you for your baking skills.
- Baker's Block
- A condition where one's hands become numb and unable to hold a cookie tray due to excessive butter use.
- Flour prophets
- Individuals who predict with absolute certainty that the cookies will not turn out right due to a bad batch of flour.
- Cookie Crumb Theory
- A scientific explanation for why cookies are always covered in a thin layer of crumbs.