Cookie Crisis Contact Page (Please Don't Call Our Psychologist)

Send us your deepest Cookie-related fears, your most crushing cookie-related insecurities, and your wildest cookie fantasies.

Our Team (of highly trained, highly traumatized professionals)

• Cookie-in-Charge (aka The Cookie Overlord)
• Cookie-Counselor (aka The One Who Listens)
• Cookie-Therapist (aka The One Who Gives You Cookies)
• Cookie-Executive (aka The One Who Writes the Paychecks)