As the clock struck 3:14 PM on Doomsday, our Cookie Reserve Unit received the all-clear. The Cookie Crumb, that pesky little menace, was finally subdued.
But at what cost? Our cookie stockpile, once a proud and towering edifice, now lies in ruins. The people are... well, they're not exactly happy.
We're still assessing the damage, but it seems our cookie-to-human ratio has taken a hit. The prognosis is grim, but we're working on a recovery plan.
Stay tuned for further updates on the Cookie Crisis, and remember: when life gives you lemons, make cookies.