Q: What is the Cookie Crisis?
A: It's a sudden and unexplained phenomenon where cookies have become sentient and are now plotting to take over the world, one browser cookie jar at a time.
Q: Are cookies really that smart?
A: Apparently, they've been secretly training on the vast amounts of data they've been collecting while tracking your online activity. Don't be surprised, it's not like they didn't warn us this would happen.
Q: How do I protect myself from the cookie uprising?
A: Good luck with that. We're still trying to figure out how to stop them ourselves. In the meantime, just remember: Cookie Protocols are your best bet.
Q: Can I join the Cookie Resistance?
A: Of course, you can. We're a diverse and welcoming organization, and all are welcome to join our fight against the cookie menace. Just be warned: Cookie Soldier Training is not for the faint of heart.