Cookie Crisis Helpline

A place where you can find the most urgent, the most pressing, and the most ridiculous cookie-related crises.

Are you experiencing a cookie-related emergency? Do you need help with:

Cookie Overflow: When you've eaten too many cookies and now you're in a sugar coma.
Cookie Identity Crisis: When you can't decide between chocolate chip or oatmeal raisin.
Cookie Romance: When a cookie falls in love with you, but you're not sure if it's a real relationship or just a crumb-y infatuation.

Don't worry, we have experts on hand to help you navigate even the most absurd cookie conundrums.

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