COOKIES: THE CRISIS OF THE CENTURY

As the world teeters on the brink of disaster, one thing remains clear: COOKIES ARE THE REAL PROBLEM.

With global supply chains in shambles and economies on the verge of collapse, one thing is certain: WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT COOKIES.

Causes of the Crisis:

• Overreliance on sugar
• Unsustainable cookie production methods
• Global cookie addiction

What Can You Do?

Stay calm, but also:

• Join the Cookie Resistance
• Participate in Cookie-Swap programs
• Support local, sustainable cookie farmers