As a cookie, you exist in a state of existential crisis: a fleeting moment of crunch between chewable bliss and crumbly despair. You are both the comfort and the chaos. Your crispy edges are the only constant in a world of cookie crises.
But what does it mean to be a cookie? Is it a tool of convenience, a symbol of love, or a vessel for the divine? Dive into the depths of cookie ontology with us and explore the cookie-ness that lies within.
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