Chromatophobia: The Cookie Crisis

Warning: This website may cause severe cases of color blindness, nausea, and existential dread.

A crisis of the most chromatic kind, Chromatophobia is a condition where the sufferer's senses are overwhelmed by an excess of color.

Causes:

• Exposure to too many bright, bold hues.
• Inability to discern between 'fashion' and 'taste in art.'
• Desire for a more monochromatic, minimalist lifestyle.

Subpages:

• Coloured Therapy - Learn to cope with chromatic stimuli.
• Colours of Woe - Explore the darkest hues of Chromatophobia.
• Colourful Remedy - Find solace in a world of muted tones.

Do not navigate further if you're experiencing any of the following symptoms:

• Dizziness
• Nausea
• Mild to severe existential dread