About the Cookie Astrophysicist
Dr. Whiskerface, the renowned Cookie Astrophysicist, has dedicated their life to understanding the cosmic mysteries of cookies. With a Ph.D. in Cookie Dynamics, they have developed revolutionary theories on cookie crumbliness, cookie flavor propagation, and the cookie-induced singularity.
Dr. Whiskerface's latest breakthrough: "The Cookie-Gravitational Wave Experiment." This daring study involves placing cookies on a cosmic scale, measuring the ripple effects of cookie consumption on the fabric of space-time.
Cookie-Gravitational Wave Experiment
Experimental Setup
The Cookie-Gravitational Wave Experiment involves a highly controlled environment where cookies are dropped from a great height, creating localized cookie-induced distortions in the fabric of space-time.
Our team of cookie experts (and a few highly trained cookie-tasters) are currently analyzing the data and preparing for the next phase of the experiment: Cookie-Induced Black Hole Generation.
Next Phase: Cookie-Induced Black Hole Generation
Stay tuned for updates from the Cookie Crisis Research Facility (CCRF). Follow us on CookieBook for behind-the-scenes peeks into the world of cookie astrophysics.