Breaking News: The Cookie Industry is on the Brink of Collapse
In a shocking turn of events, the global cookie supply has reached critical levels. Bakers are going on strike, demanding better working conditions and more sprinkles in the break room. The world is left to wonder: how did it come to this?
As we speak, Cookie CEO, Reginald P. Bottomsworth, is in hiding, refusing to comment on the matter. Sources close to the company claim he's "frosted" under the pressure.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing crisis. In the meantime, try to enjoy your last cookie while you still can...