The Cookie Crisis of 2019 was a real thing, folks. A plague of crumby, crunchy, and utterly unacceptable cookies that spread across the land like a wildfire.
We're talking about the infamous Cookie-gate scandal, where a rogue cookie factory churned out cookie after cookie after cookie, leaving a trail of crumbs and despair in its wake.
But don't worry, we've got the solution: Cookie-Savers Inc., the company behind the Mega-Muffin, a cookie that's so big, it'll save the world (or at least your snack time).
So, what are you waiting for? Join the Cookie Revolution and taste the cookie-fueled freedom!
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try your hand at Extreme Baking, where you'll learn the ancient art of cookie-jitsu, a martial art that'll have you flipping cookies like a boss.
Stay crunchy, stay crumby, and stay tuned for more updates on the Cookie Crisis!