Reports are emerging of a severe cookie shortage in the nation's capital. The cause is unknown, but experts point to a combination of factors including, but not limited to, increased cookie demand, factory failures, and suspicious sightings of a cookie-loving monster.
Latest Developments:
- A coalition of cookie industry leaders has called for calm, stating that the situation is under control.
- Protesters took to the streets, waving signs that read
(Translation: "Cookies for all, or cookies for none!") - The cookie monster, a shadowy figure with a reported penchant for cookies, has been spotted lurking in the vicinity.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.