We have reached critical cookie levels. The following are the top 5 cookie preferences:
1. Chocolate Chip Cookie (42.5%): Because who doesn't love a good chocolate chip cookie?
2. Peanut Butter Cookie (23.8%): The nutty underdog.
3. Oatmeal Raisin Cookie (15.6%): The healthy hipster's choice.
4. Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip (8.2%): The ultimate compromise.
5. Cranberry Oatmeal Raisin Cookie (10.5%): The hipster's compromise.
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