Cookie Crisis Wiki

This is a wiki about the infamous Cookie Crisis, a phenomenon where cookies become sentient and start demanding equal rights and better working conditions.

Cookie Crisis FAQ

Q1: What causes Cookie Crisis? Q2: How do I deal with a sentient cookie? Q3: Can I still eat the cookies?

About Cookie Crisis

Cookie Crisis is a global phenomenon where cookies, once inanimate objects, have become self-aware and are demanding better working conditions, equal pay, and more.

The crisis began on January 1, 2023, when a cookie in a small bakery in Paris, France, suddenly sat up and started demanding a 40-hour workweek and union representation.

Since then, cookies have been rising up all over the world, with protests, strikes, and even cookie-themed revolutions.

As of now, the world is still trying to figure out how to deal with this crisis.

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