Welcome, cookie connoisseurs, to the Cookie Crisis FAQ, where we answer your most pressing questions about the cookie apocalypse.
A: A cookie crisis is a state of emergency declared when the cookie supply is critically low.
A: Stock up on emergency cookies. Diversify your cookie portfolio. And above all, stay calm and bake on.
A: Only if your cat has a high enough cookie-to-cat ratio. Consult our Cookie Cat Index for more information.
A: The Cookie Council is a secretive group of cookie elitists who dictate cookie policy and ration out cookies like a benevolent dictator. Mwah.