It's a cookie-eating emergency! The world has run out of cookies. The Cookie Council has issued a Code Red, declaring a state of cookie-pocalypse.
As the world teeters on the brink of cookie-less chaos, a secret underground movement has emerged: Cookie Hackers. Armed with an arsenal of cookie recipes, coding skills, and questionable sanity, they seek to infiltrate the world's bakeries and restore the cookie supply.
But beware, citizen: the Cookie Council has also deployed an elite task force to hunt down and capture these rogue cookie thieves. The streets are no longer safe, and the cookie wars are coming...
Want to join the Cookie Hackers? Click here to apply!
Or, if you'd rather side with the Cookie Council, click here to read their manifesto.
And if you just want a cookie, click here to access the illicit cookie trade.
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Stay cookie-savvy, citizen!
— The Cookie Crisis Network