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Crisis Management
Crisis Management 2.0: Because 1.0 Failed
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Welcome to the cookie heist headquarters. We're a highly-ill-equipped team of professionals with a penchant for all things crunchy.
Our team has been tasked with pulling off the impossible: stealing the world's cookie supply.
Our mission is to infiltrate the cookie jar, disable the sprinkler system, and escape with the loot. It's not going to be easy...
But hey, who needs sleep when you've got cookies to steal?
Cookie Heist Mission Briefing
Cookie Security Systems: Because You Can't Have Too Many
We have a few things to get through before we can get our hands on those cookies. First, we need to disable the cookie jar's defense system.
It's a complex system of laser beams, pressure plates, and highly trained cookie-detecting robots.
But don't worry, we've got a team of highly-trained cookie ninjas on the case.
They're experts in the art of sneaking past laser beams and disabling pressure plates with ease.
Cookie Ninja Training: For Those Who Dare to Dream of Cookies