The cookie crisis has reached new heights. The world has been consumed by a frenzy of cookie-related anxiety.
As a seasoned cookie historian, I have dedicated my life to studying the cookie's rise to prominence.
But, I must admit, the cookie's current trajectory is a bit...crumbly.
What's your take on the cookie conundrum?
Seek help from a cookie therapist Consult with cookie philosophers Hire a cookie technician Join the cookie lobby Analyze cookie sociology Join the cookie crisis forum Cookie Crisis FAQ