THE COOKIE THEORY

According to the Cookie Crises, cookies are the fundamental building blocks of the universe. They exist in a state of perpetual flux, constantly changing shape and size as they crumble, break apart, and reassemble themselves.

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DEFINITION OF COOKIE

A cookie is a unit of measurement for the complexity and messiness of any situation.

Discover the different Cookie Scales

COOKIE ONTOLOGY: THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTIONS

What is the nature of a cookie? Is it a particle or a wave? Does it have a beginning or an end? The answers, much like the cookie itself, are shrouded in mystery.

Explore the Cookie Paradoxes