Welcome to the definitive history of the Cookie of Doom, a chronicle of the most catastrophic cookie-related disasters, catastrophes, and tragedies.
In a time before time, when cookies were still a novelty, the Cookie of Doom was nothing more than a myth, a whispered rumor of a treat so divine it was said to grant the eater temporary invincibility.
A dark time in the history of cookies, where the Roman Empire, fueled by cookie-fueled madness, sought to crush all opposition and impose a cookie monoculture on the world.
Learn more about the Roman cookie revolt
A time of great cookie innovation, where the cookie has become a tool of mass manipulation and control, used by governments and corporations to shape the world to their whims.
Explore the cookie-industrial complex
Read cookie-related mental health statistics
Cookie Recipes for the End of the World