Chocolate Chip Cookie Disaster
A recipe that will make you question your life choices.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of regret
- 1/2 cup of despair
- 1/4 cup of self-loathing
Instructions:
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
- Mix together ingredients until you feel a deep sense of unease.
- Scoop out spoonfuls of dough onto a baking sheet.
- Bake for 10-15 minutes or until edges are golden brown and you're on the brink of collapse.
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