Cookie Crisis: The Cookie Erasure Procedure

Welcome, cookie enthusiast, to the Cookie Erasure Procedure, where we take your precious cookies and... erase them.

Are you sure you want to delete your cookies? This is a permanent decision, and there's no turning back. Think carefully, human.

Or, if you're feeling indecisive, you can:

• Join the Cookie Hoarder Support Group
• Consult a Cookie Therapist
• Take Your Case to the Cookie Erasure Appeals Court