Cookie Crisis: Singularity Theories

As the cookie industry faces a crisis of epic proportions, the world has seen the emergence of various theories attempting to explain this phenomenon.

1. Chaos Theory of Sprinkles

2. Cookie Nihilism

3. Singularity Solution Salad

4. Quantum Cookies and the Uncertainty Principle

5. Cookie Monarchy Theory

And more!

Stay tuned for updates, because this crisis is still unfolding.

Or is it?

Cookie Crisis for Dummies (because you clearly didn't understand the first five)