A cookie in every hand, a smile on every face. In a world where the cookie is the answer, we've got a crisis on our hands.
We're not just talking about any ordinary cookie, folks. No, no. We're talking about the kind that's been engineered to be so divine, so perfect, that the very thought of it is enough to make your heart sing.
And don't even get us started on the cookie-crumbles, the cookie-splinters, and the cookie-nami. We're talking about a world where the cookie has become the unifying force that brings us all together.
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Stay vigilant, citizens. The Cookie-Crisis is just around the corner. Stay informed. Stay prepared.