The Cookie Crisis was a mission of high stakes and dubious rewards. Agent Cookie, our top operative, embarked on a quest to infiltrate the heavily fortified fortress of the notorious Bad Cupcake Cartel.
Equipped with nothing but a packet of stale crackers and a can of questionable coffee, Agent Cookie faced off against the cartel's deadly arsenal of sprinkles, frosting, and cookie cutters.
The mission was a success, but at great personal cost. Agent Cookie returned with a limp, a bad attitude, and a lingering sense of existential dread.
For their bravery, Agent Cookie was awarded the Golden Whisker of Valor and the keys to a brand new cookie jar. The rest of the team was awarded a box of slightly used tissues and a memo reminding them that they're not actually heroes, just overpaid janitors with a bad habit of eating too many cookies.
Learn more about the Bad Cupcake Cartel and their sinister plans for world domination.
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