Are you one of those clumsy oafs who can't even remove a splinter without causing more harm? Do you keep getting poked and prodded by pesky little shards of glass? Well, you've come to the right place! Our Splinter Safety Guidelines will teach you how to remove those pesky little buggers without turning yourself into a human pincushion.
Don't remove a splinter when you're tired, drunk, or in a hurry. You might end up with a face full of blood and regret.
Don't try to 'drown' it in a vat of water like some sort of DIY torture device. We're not made of steel, folks!
Learn more about common splinter myths and misconceptions.
Stay safe, stay smart, and for the love of all things crunchy, stay away from those pesky splinters!