After years of research, I have finally cracked the code. The Cookie Crisis is not just a mere mortal problem, but a symptom of a much larger issue.
It's not just about overbaking, or underbaking. No, it's about the fundamental nature of the cookie's existence.
The Cookie Crisis Theory 2.0 proposes that cookies are sentient beings, and their erratic behavior is a result of their struggle to find purpose and fulfillment in a world where they're constantly being devoured and discarded.
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