Cookie Chemistry 101: The Science of Snack Time

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The Cookie Conundrum

What happens when you mix two cookies that shouldn't go together? Find out in our latest research paper: "The Unlikely Union of Chocolate Chip and Oatmeal".

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The Art of Crumb Management

We've developed a system to contain the mess of your snacking, but it's not foolproof. Check out our patented Crumb-Absorber 3000, available for a small fee.

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