Cookie Crisis: The Bureaucracy of Biscuit Regulation
**Cookie Law Enforcement Agency (CLEA)**
- **Cookie Classifications:**
- Class 1: Soft, chewy, and utterly delicious
- Class 2: Crunchy, nutty, and potentially lethal
- Class 3: Soft-baked, yet somehow simultaneously crunchy
**Cookies are strictly regulated by our team of highly trained bureaucrats**
You can find more information on Cookie Regulation and how it affects you.