Cookie Crisis: Cookie Machine Malfunction

**COOKIE MACHINE MALFUNCTION**

It seems our cookie machine has gone haywire! Cookies are being spat out at an alarming rate, covering everything in a sticky, crunchy mess.

**Symptoms:**

Cookie Splatter or Cookie Splatter Squad for more information.

**What to Do:**

  1. Call in the Cookie Containment Team
  2. Evacuate the area
  3. Engage cookie-sucking vacuum

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing cookie crisis...

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