Warning: The Cookie Splatter has malfunctioned, and the bakery is in chaos!
We've had reports of cookie sheets splattered with a mix of flour, sugar, and chocolate chips. The bakers are at their wit's end.
1. Insufficient cookie dough.
2. Malfunctioning cookie sheets.
3. Overuse of sprinkles (clearly the bane of our existence).
1. Increase cookie dough production.
2. Replace malfunctioning cookie sheets.
3. Ban sprinkles. Forever.
Or, you know, just give us more cookies.