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Cookie Crisis: The Merging Mayhem

Reports are emerging of a catastrophic cookie shortage in the city of Cookieville.

As the cookie-to-human ratio plummets, citizens are in a state of panic. The government has issued a Cookie Emergency Protocol

What You Can Do to Help:

1. Melt your chocolate chips for emergency cookie-butter

  1. Donate your leftover cookie dough to the local Cookie Bank
  2. Use your skills for Extreme Cookie Merging Techniques

Stay tuned for further updates, and remember: in the face of a cookie shortage, Cookie Solidarity is key.

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