The Cookie of Doom: A Bittersweet Taste of Despair

Welcome to the most terrifying cookie you'll ever lay eyes on. This cookie has been known to cause spontaneous combustion, temporary madness, and irreversible damage to your diet.

Features:

• Highly addictive and destructive
• Makes you question the fabric of reality
• Comes with a side of existential dread

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable cravings
• Insatiable appetite
• Loss of sense of humor
• Temporary or permanent damage to relationships and social standing

Still want to try it? Why Not?