Cookie Crisis Recovery Center

For those who've bitten off more than they can chew

Phase 1: Acceptance Phase 2: Denial Phase 3: Desperation Phase 4: Enlightenment Phase 5: Surrealism

Phase 1: Acceptance

It started innocently enough. One cookie, maybe two. A sweet treat to brighten up your day. But somehow, someway, you found yourself here: surrounded by cookie crumbs, cookie wrappers, and the faint scent of butter and sugar wafting through the air like a siren's call.

You've tried to resist. You've tried to quit. But the cookies have won. And now, you're here, in the Cookie Crisis Recovery Center, ready to face the music.

Phase 1: Acceptance is the first step. It's the acknowledgment that, yes, you have a problem. That the cookies have taken over your life, and it's time to take control.

Proceed to Phase 2: Denial

Cookie Crisis Recovery Center is not responsible for any emotional trauma or cookie-related damage incurred during your recovery. Proceed at your own risk.

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