Cookies, the ultimate expression of human connection. A crumbly, crunchy, chewy delight that brings people together like nothing else can.
Or so we tell ourselves.
But have you ever stopped to consider the cookie wars that rage within us all?
Are you a cookie fundamentalist, clinging to the classic, buttery, crumbly goodness of the past? Or do you dare to be a cookie innovator, embracing the bold flavors and textures of the modern era?
Or perhaps you're a cookie nihilist, wandering aimlessly through a post-bakery world, questioning the very nature of cookie-ness itself?
Whatever your stance, know that we here at Cookie Kravowars welcome you, with open arms and a plate of freshly baked, still-warm cookies.
Join us in the Cookie Utopia where cookies are plentiful and love is free. Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, Join the Cookie Revolution and help us overthrow the cookie overlords. Dive deeper into the Cookie Theories behind this great unifying force.