The Shortbread Conundrum

As we all know, the cookie is the cornerstone of human civilization. Without it, our society would crumble, much like the cookie itself. But at what cost? The pursuit of shortbread, a cookie variant so divine, so perfect, so utterly bewildering, has consumed us all.

Is the cookie a tool for sustenance, a pleasure, or a prison? Can the shortbread, with its crumbly texture and buttery aroma, be the key to unlocking our true nature? Or is it merely a crutch, a distraction from the crushing ennui of existence?

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