By the renowned Cookie Scholar, Ph.D. (Purveyor of Delightful Treats)
As a cookie connoisseur, I've spent years studying the intricate dance of sugar, spice, and crunch that defines the cookie experience. But little do we know, dear reader, that the cookie is not just a simple baked good, but a metaphor for the human condition.
Consider this:
Join me on a journey through the depths of the cookie, and into the very fabric of existence.