THE COOKIE CRISIS: A Global Pandemic of Deliciousness

Warning: The Cookie Crisis is real, and it's spreading fast. Symptoms include:

• Excessive cravings for chocolate chip cookies
• Inability to resist the allure of sugar cookies
• Bizarre dreams about cookie-filled utopias

For more information, visit the Cookie Crisis Hotline: Cookie Hotline

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Cookie Crisis Survival Guide: Cookie Survival Guide