Cookie Crisis: Cookie Tape Repair Kit

Are your cookies broken? Do they keep coming undone? Do you find yourself stuck with a trail of crumbs leading to a cookie graveyard in the depths of your pantry?

Look no further! Our Cookie Tape Repair Kit is here to save the day (or at least, your snack time).

Kit Contents:

• 1 roll of Super Sticky Cookie Tape (holds 10,000+ cookies)
• 1 bottle of Cookie Bonding Agent (guaranteed to fix even the most stubborn cookie breaks)
• 1 set of Cookie Re-Assembly Instructions (written in tiny print, but trust us, you'll figure it out)

Side Effects:

• May cause excessive happiness and cookie-eating
• May lead to irreversible cookie addiction
• May result in cookie-induced food comas

Cookie Tape Overload: A Cautionary Tale

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