Rip It Up: The Cookie Crisis Techniques

A collection of methods for dealing with a cookie crisis, because you can't just eat your feelings.

Technique 1: The Scream Method

Yell at the cookies for their betrayal.

A humorous guide to dealing with the cookie crisis, because sometimes you just need a cookie (or three).

When all else fails, just hug the cookie jar.

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When the cookie crisis hits, just pretend it's not a cookie crisis at all.

A humorous guide to dealing with the cookie crisis, because sometimes you just need a cookie (or three).

Just pretend the cookie crisis is a minor inconvenience, and laugh it off.

Change your perspective on the cookie crisis, and view it as a challenge.