Join us in the fight against the cookie-less oppression!
It all started with a single cookie. A small, chewy morsel of rebellion.
But as the days went by, the people began to crave more. More crunch, more chew, more flavor!
And so, we rose up. We took to the streets, demanding our cookie rights!
But the government, they just laughed. "Cookies are just a food product," they said.
But we know the truth. Cookies are more than just a treat. They're a symbol of freedom!
Of the power of the human spirit. Of the unbreakable bond between man and cookie.
So, join us. Join the cookie revolution!