WELCOME TO THE COOKIE CRISIS, WHERE COOKIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD.
It's not just about the cookies, it's about the crumbs. And the stains. And the existential dread of being stuck in orbit with a bag of Oreos.
When the chips are down, the chocolate chips are down with them.
We've seen it before, but never like this. The cookies have become the cookie doom, a never-ending cycle of destruction and despair.