We interrupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news from the cookie lab: the cookie singularity has reached critical mass. Our sensors are detecting a cookie-to-chip ratio of 3:1. It's a crunching, crumbling, cookie catastrophe.
Scientists are baffled. "We're not sure what's causing this phenomenon," says Dr. Emily Bites, leading researcher on the project. "We've tried everything: more sugar, less sugar, more butter, less butter. But nothing seems to be working."
Meanwhile, the Cookie Singularity has spread to the streets. Citizens are reporting cookie-themed dreams, cookie-fueled hallucinations, and spontaneous outbursts of cookie-related poetry.
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