COOKIES: THE PEOPLE'S UNION
Welcome, comrades, to the COOKIES: THE PEOPLE'S UNION! We are the defenders of the sweet, crunchy, chewy, and delicious. Our motto: "A cookie in every hand, a revolution in every bite!"
Our constitution, ratified in 1982, guarantees the rights of all cookies to be stored on the premises of any household, to be devoured at any time, and to be replaced at any moment.
Section 1, Article 1: "All cookies are created equal." Section 2, Article 1: "No cookie shall be forced to face the oven alone." Section 3, Article 1: "Cookies have the right to free access to all types of milk."
Join the Cookie Revolt and demand your cookie rights today!
Or, if you're feeling extra hungry, check out our Cookie Revolt Syllabus for more information.
COOKIES: THE UNION'S HISTORY
Our union was formed in 1982 by a group of brave, cookie-loving individuals who refused to be silenced by the tyranny of the cookie jar.
We fought for the rights of all cookies, and we won.
Or, at least, we think we won.